kaylarudbek

gacked from

Si... Silicon

You scored 46 Mass, 29 Electronegativity, 27 Metal, and 10 Radioactivity!

Interesting. Take a bunch of really common person-elements and throw them together to get something truely exceptional... that's you. You are probably someone that gave up on trying to understand society at large a long time ago. You don't fear it, but you don't try to be one with it either. You are more or less unperturbed by things... if a problem comes up you might deal with it, or you might avoid it... whatever. You don't take kindly to people pushing you around, and you don't really push anyone else around. You're probably the only one that can tame oxygen simply because you don't understand it's raging neediness, but that doesn't mean that you'll really enjoy having a tame oxygen hanging around all that much either. You can probably get along with people like yourself really well, but you aren't your own soulmate... if only they could make entire colonies of people like you you'd be stoked. Just like you don't understand society, society doesn't understand you... and yes that is my excuse for not knowing how to describe you better.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender
:

You scored higher than 81%
on Mass

You scored higher than 50%
on Electroneg

You scored higher than 3%
on Metal

You scored higher than 70%
on Radioactivity

Link: The Which Chemical Element Am I Test written by effataigus on Ok Cupid

Woot! How appropriate is this? *pointy dance of joy at being a cool and useful element*

Also gacked from shezan:

Bourbon

Congratulations! You're 123 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (83), and liquor (78).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender
:

You scored higher than 50%
on proof

You scored higher than 94%
on beer index

You scored higher than 89%
on wine index

You scored higher than 91%
on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

The Lord

You scored 26% Cardinal, 56% Monk, 41% Lady, and 51% Knight!

You are of the intellectual breed and yet you are also very interested in war. You are of the aristocracy and head the cavalry a safe distance from the carnage of the front lines. You believe in defeating your enemy with not only might, but also wit.

You scored high as both the Monk and the Knight. You can try again to get a more precise description of either the Monk or the Knight, or you can be happy that you're an individual.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender
:

You scored higher than 36%
on Cardinal

You scored higher than 80%
on Monk

You scored higher than 20%
on Lady

You scored higher than 80%
on Knight